Showing posts with label toys. Show all posts
Showing posts with label toys. Show all posts

Friday, 15 June 2012

Batman & Robin: Planning stage


Robin: So Batman, where are we going to build our secret hideout?
Batman: In a cave, where else?
Robin: How about a penthouse?
Batman: No
Robin: How about hot chicks as servants?
Batman: No. We already have Alfred
Robin: Yea but Alfred's not hot
Batman: No? Well I think he is
Robin: :O

Thursday, 14 June 2012

Buzz & Zurg

 
Buzz Lightyear upon graduating as a space ranger in his very own ship!
Buzz: To infinity and beyond!!

Buzz on his first mission out to sector G5. To investigate the mysterious missing pizza rocket car.
Buzz: Remember to take a good picture of my smile.. I'll be famous by the time I complete this mission! :D

Buzz was once a friend to Zurg before they became sworn enemies.
Buzz: No you are NOT riding in my new spaceship! It's for chicks only.. :D
Zurg: I won't forget this!!

Interview with Zurg.
Reporter: So why do you hate Buzz Lightyear?
Zurg: He is a selfish egoistic space agent that will not share what he has!! Damn that bufoon and curse me for trusting him!
The real reason why they hate each other. Love triangle.
Buzz: Well hellloooo there.. Marry me instead of Zurg and we will cruise the universe together in my ship!
Zurg: NOOOooOOooOOOOooo!!!

Sunday, 10 June 2012

Thursday, 7 June 2012

Lego Lord Of The Rings: Shelob Attacks!

Lego Lord of the Rings: Shelob Attack. Comes with Frodo, Samwise, Smeagol and Shelob the Spider. The figures are awesome and the spider design is simply amazing. An awesome set to get!

Wednesday, 6 June 2012

Annual Criminal Day!


Joker: Welcome to the Annual Criminal Day! Free food on your left! Free jokes on me!
Me: Oh wow.. what a scoop! *snap snap.. I'm gonna be Peter Parker! :D
Statue of Liberty: HELP!!
Harley: Mr Maul, Can i call you that?
Darth Maul: ..............
Henchmen: Stay away from him Harley!! He's EVIL. They say he has horns!
Darth Vader: "I will have the penne all'arrabbiata."
Chef: "You'll need a tray"
Stormtrooper 1: Oh man.. he's gonna ask him to have a fight to the death! =.=
Stormtrooper 2: Man it's hot
Clonetrooper 1: It is me or is there always a Q?
Clonetrooper 2: So sleepy.. *yawn
Lex: These are the most powerful artifacts in this world and together we will defeat Superman!
Vampire: Who's banana is that?
Riddler: Whoops.. that's my lunch
Magneto: .......... (facepalm) idiots!
Loki: Who's Superman?
Deadpool: Oh crap.. I thought I'm supposed to bring my criminal certificate
Mad Scientist: MUAHAHAHA.. MUAHAHA.. MUAHAHAHAHAHHA! I'm mad.. MAD!! MUAHAHAHA
Mafia: *puffs cigar... Now gentlemen.. what do we plan to do tonight
Mafia henchmen 1: *mumbles.. We do what we do every night.. try to take over the world, fail miserably, get caught and go to jail...
Mafia henchmen 2: ..... (facepalm)

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