Annual Criminal Day!

Joker: Welcome to the Annual Criminal Day! Free food on your left! Free jokes on me!
Me: Oh wow.. what a scoop! *snap snap.. I'm gonna be Peter Parker! :D
Statue of Liberty: HELP!!
Harley: Mr Maul, Can i call you that?
Darth Maul: ..............
Henchmen: Stay away from him Harley!! He's EVIL. They say he has horns!
Darth Vader: "I will have the penne all'arrabbiata."
Chef: "You'll need a tray"
Stormtrooper 1: Oh man.. he's gonna ask him to have a fight to the death! =.=
Stormtrooper 2: Man it's hot
Clonetrooper 1: It is me or is there always a Q?
Clonetrooper 2: So sleepy.. *yawn
Lex: These are the most powerful artifacts in this world and together we will defeat Superman!
Vampire: Who's banana is that?
Riddler: Whoops.. that's my lunch
Magneto: .......... (facepalm) idiots!
Loki: Who's Superman?
Deadpool: Oh crap.. I thought I'm supposed to bring my criminal certificate
Mad Scientist: MUAHAHAHA.. MUAHAHA.. MUAHAHAHAHAHHA! I'm mad.. MAD!! MUAHAHAHA
Mafia: *puffs cigar... Now gentlemen.. what do we plan to do tonight
Mafia henchmen 1: *mumbles.. We do what we do every night.. try to take over the world, fail miserably, get caught and go to jail...
Mafia henchmen 2: ..... (facepalm)

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